Teen Titans Porn Story: The Teen Titans Diaries – Chapter 5

Teen Titans Porn Story: The Teen Titans Diaries – Chapter 5

Dedicated
to well, I said Id dedicate it to the winner of the Puppy contest, and if I
said it now, thatd give it away! I will say who its dedicated to but, not
right now. Also I used bit of artistic license with the name. Therell be a
better explanation at the end of the fic.

And,
no, I dont think black roses do exist. Just a bit of creativity on my part.

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Diary
of Raven- Im not in a good mood. Beware.

Day
5 Morning

I cant
stop thinking about what Beastboy did for me. It was rather I hate to use such
a word, but, sweet.

It
was sweet.

Maybe
I should give him something.

A
video game or something. Yes just to say thank you for being nice.

Not
that I’m going soft. That would never happen.

But I
will send BB a videogame. God knows I hate those things, but he likes them for
some unknown reason. Ill go out and buy one for him.

I
guess I should also get something for Starfire. She put some food outside my
door. And since I havent left my room in three days, thats good. I was
reaching the malnutrition stage.

Afternoon

I got
him Autoracer 93. Its a subtle hint to stop playing Autoracer 92.

Might
not work though.

The
funny thing is I saw Cyborg in town. At least. I think I did. But this guy was
in a pet store. And Cyborg wouldnt go near that place right? But then again
not many people are about 6 foot high, and half-machine.

I
might ask him later. I also gave Starfire some eye shadow, to go with her new
blusher. If she offers to let me use it I will hurt her.

I
took my quite a while to find that damn videogame though. OK, it took me three
hours. But I wanted to get the right game.

Not
that I care that much. Because I dont OK?

Never
mind.

I
might go out to the kitchen for breakfast tomorrow morning. But lets not push
it.

Oh
my god

OH MY
GOD!!!!!!!

I
just remembered what I wrote on the note I sent Beastboy!

OH MY
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT
HAVE I DONE?????

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Starfires
BODO Extremely private. Viewing is not permitted. Please. Thank you.

Day
5 Morning

I
have decided that today will be the day, dearest BODO! Today I shall tell Robin
of my strange, but not altogether unpleasant feelings.

Yes.
That will be very satisfactory. And thanks to Cyborg, Robin does not suspect a
thing! Isnt this wonderful?

I
cannot wait to ask him out. I got out a great many romance novels from the
library. Although several, BODO, were rather what is the word?

Graphic.

I
returned those ones to the library, of course. I fear that I was rather red in
the face. Perhaps I should not have worn my blusher today.

I
have also been worrying for Ravens health. I left some food outside her door,
but have not yet checked to see she has eaten it. I hope so. I have been
cooking for some time, and hope to achieve what the cookery book describes as a light and heavenly sponge cake. But
Im not getting my hopes up.

Afternoon

It did
not go exactly as planned.

The
plan was to ask Robin for a word on the roof, and then ask him if he would care
to go to the funfair.

What
happened was that Robin went very red and ran away. Then Cyborg came rushing in
carrying a very large box, in which he would not let me look. He also went red
and shut himself in his room.

You
dont suppose that Robin had decided he doesnt like anymore, do you?

Oh
dear.

In
good news, Raven was extremely kind and gave me a new eye shadow. I was going
to offer to let her use it, but she had already gone and locked herself up in
her room.

You
know, BODO, Im starting to suspect that all is not right in Titans Tower.

And
as for Beastboy well, I havent seen him all day.

Yes
something is definitely not right here.

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Beastboys
Diary Fuzzy, slimy, hairy I do em all dude, so watch out.

Day
5 Morning

OK, I
really need to get out of here.

I
spent the entire morning playing Autoracer 92; practising so I could challenge
Cyborg. But Cyborg went out and he wouldnt tell me where.

No
fair, dude. Perhaps hes secretly a drug-dealer.

Nah,
hes not that interesting.

Still,
I did pretty damn good on Autoracer 92. Beat my top score.

Yeah,
Im so pathetic.

Still
I couldnt help wondering if Raven is EVER going to reply to my note. You dont
think she got offended by it, do you?

I
mean, comparing her to black roses. I just wrote that because, you know,
flowers are pretty, and shes pretty, and she wears dark clothes, and they were
dark flowers.

Also,
I should probably write a correction about that entry I put in yesterday. I do
NOT think that thing she does with her nose when shes irritated is cute.

Honestly.

Im
totally not fooling you am I?

Afternoon

I
dont believe it.

Raven
totally ROCKS!

SHE
GOT ME AUTORACER 93!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO GET HOLD OF THIS GAME????

Seriously,
I was looking the other day! I only found one store in the whole city that
stocks this game and even then its practically impossible to get hold of a
copy!

I
hope she didnt kill anyone trying to get hold of it.

She
also sent this note.

Dear Beastboy,

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Thank
you for the flowers. It was very kind of you. I hope this makes up for me
almost killing you.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Love
Raven

Isnt
that nice? Shes is totally the coolest person EVER.

Hang
on

I
just reread that note. And theres one word that is starting to kinda creep me
out.

The
one after killing you and before Raven. Oh

Maybe
its just the slip of a pen! You know, like a slip of the tongue, but with a
pen

OK, I
know this should be really freaking me out and everything, and I should fully
devote my whole brain to it, but Autoracer is sitting right there!

Also
it isnt freaking me out as much as I thought it would.

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Cyborgs
Diary Do you want me to kick your ass? Didnt think so. So keep the hell
outta my diary!

Day
5 Morning

I
have been up all night trying to think of a name for my puppy. It has to be
something really cool, yet something that will make Hot Girl think Im
sensitive and adorable.

And
Ive finally thought of the perfect name.

Ed.

I
know, it sounds weird. But I was trying to think of my favourite thing in the
world. And I narrowed it down to two things.

The
first was Explosions. There is nothing better than a film with huge ass
explosions!

The
second thing is Donuts. Seriously, who doesnt like donuts? I LOVE donuts!

Anyway,
I couldnt decide between the two names. Explosion or Donut? So I put the first
two letters together to create Ed. Short for Explosive Donut!

I
know, its kinda weird for a puppy, but still. Also, it shows that I have a
humorous side and that Im creative.

Note
to self find out Hot Girls name. You cannot continue writing Hot Girl.

So
Im gonna go to the pet store this afternoon and get a bed, and toys and stuff
for Ed. Also to see Hot Girl.

Afternoon

Oh, I
am totally the MAN!

Whos
the man? IM THE MAN!

OK, I
went to the pet store, just as I said I was. Hot Girl was there too. She smiled
at me and said hey. I was acting all cool, and everything. I said hey back, and
then went to see Ed.

Did
you pick out a name for her yet? Hot Girl asked. I grinned charmingly.

Yes.
Im gonna call her Ed.

Ed?
Thats original.

Yeah,
Im original!

Its
short for Explosive Donut. I explained. She looked kinda shocked actually, but
totally interested.

Really?
Thats unusual.

Yeah.
Its because I love movies with explosions and stuff, you know, action movies.
And I also love Donuts.

Thats
really clever! She said, smiling at me. God, that smile makes her look even
hotter.

You
think so?

Yeah!
Thats a great reason to name her Ed. Its so different and imaginative. Of
course, I was feeling pretty confident by this time. So I said,

What
would you name a puppy?

Oh,
I dont know. I wouldnt be able to come up with something like Explosive
Donut. If it was the puppy youre getting, it would be something exotic, like
Rahne or Polanna.

Thats
pretty good. So whats your name? Bet its something exotic.

And
then she laughed. Even her laugh is hot, for crying out loud!

Not
really, though its sweet of you to say so.

She
thinks I’m sweet!

No,
my name is Zo. Not particularly exciting.

No,
it really suits you! Not that youre not exciting um so you work in a pet
store? I said.

How
lame am I? No, seriously.

Fortunately
she just laughed it off. I was paying for my stuff when she said,

Will
you be back for Ed tomorrow?

Yeah,
I just want to set this stuff up first. Its kind of a surprise for my
roommates too.

Your
roommates?

Yeah.
Were the Teen Titans.

NO
WAY! I thought I recognised you from somewhere! Thats amazing! She said,
looking really impressed. I grinned again.

Yeah,
its pretty cool.

No
wonder you like explosions and action films. I mean, you practically live it!

Do
you like action films?

Yes,
theyre great. Have you seen Nuclear Explosion? Its on at the cinema at the
moment.

No,
I havent. Is it good? I asked, genuinely interested.

I
havent seen it yet. I was gonna go tomorrow. She said, adding up the amount I
owed.

Well,
Id like to see it too. Do you wanna go with me? I asked.

I was
like, totally shocked at myself. I was asking Hot Girl- sorry, Zo, out on a
date!

Really?
She asked, looking kinda shocked too.

Yeah.

Well
sure. It sounds great! Heres my number. Why dont you call me? She said,
writing it on a piece of paper.

So,
not only am I bringing Ed home tomorrow, I am also going on a date with Zo!

I am
totally the luckiest guy EVER.

The
only bad thing was that I saw Raven passing the pet store. But I dont think
she saw me, so thats OK.

Yay
me.

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Robins
Diary Ive got the Boom and its more than enough to kick your ass.

Day
5 Morning

I
have decided that my life officially sucks. Not only is Starfire going out with
another guy, but I think I broke my foot training this morning. I had to call
my doctor, and Ive got an appointment tomorrow afternoon. I may not be able to
train for a few days!

On
top of that, morale is really low in Titans Tower at the moment. Beastboy and
Raven arent talking to each other, as far as I know. Cyborg keeps mysteriously
disappearing into town. Starfire is getting annoyed about her sponge cake.

We
really need a morale booster.

Afternoon

Ive
got it! I know exactly what I can do to try and win Starfire back from whatever
idiot shes planning on going out with. Ill get her a kitten!

She
also loves it when Beastboy does that kitten thing. Shell love it!

She
tried to talk to me today, but I was kinda embarrassed in case I gave away what
I was going to do, so I ended up running away.

Now I
just need to work on that morale booster and were all set. Although Beastboy
seems remarkably happy. Hes been holed up in his room playing videogames all
day.

Ill
go the pet store tomorrow afternoon, after Ive been to the doctors.

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THIS
CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO..

CHOCOLATE DONUT BOMB!

They
recommended both Explosion and Donut. I couldnt decide between the two names
so I did both! Thank you very much and congratulations!

As
for Hot Girls name, I got to reviews asking for Zo to be the puppys name.
Unfortunately by that time I had already written Eds name in and everything.
But I figured two reviews with the same name was a sign, and as I didnt have a
name for Hot Girl yet I used that. Also, thank you to insanelycruel+firestrike.
Im using an idea they suggested in this fic.

There
were so many cool names suggested, and I had so much trouble deciding! Thank
you so much to everyone who suggested names.

I
just cant believe the fantastic response Im getting to this fic. Seriously,
80 odd reviews for just four chapters? Either someone out there is playing a
practical joke on me, or you guys are absolutely fantastic! I just cant say thank
you too many times.

So
thank you to:

The
Uncanny R-Man

A.N.D

Kagura

Hydroflame

Dark
Koorime0-0

Cheerful
Oblivious (Keep up the good writing work!)

TheDreamsoftheDead
(I havent finished your story yet, but I love what I have read)

Ocdsugar

Willow182

_Yvette_

Fox
Slave

and

Raven
the Azra

I
think I got everybody. If not, Im sorry and I thank you too!

Please
give me some feedback, it is unbelievably appreciated. Oh, and feel free to
check out my live journal. The address is in my Bio. Oh, and Im sorry it took
me so long to write this chapter. Im sick at the moment, and its been hard
staying conscious without vomiting lately, let alone write. Im now gonna end
this authors note as its longer than the actual chapter. P^_^

Lotsa
luv n huggles

Katie

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